i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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