so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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