for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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