Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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