I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
she pinky promised me she was 18
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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