bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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