i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I came so hard my ears popped.
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