Whod you bang
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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