"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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