My nipple is on Facebook.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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