Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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