Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
lets start a swedish sibling band together
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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