Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I am naked and annoyed.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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