just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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