they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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