oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
We're like a lot better than the average bears
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I have post one night stand depression
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