You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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