My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
