How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
