A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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