Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize
