Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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