Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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