In the future we'll all be gay
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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