i can't believe i had my finger in that
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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