im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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