and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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