Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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