She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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