talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
we're so committed to being not committed
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