man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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