He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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