I'm lost and stupid without you.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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