You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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