I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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