I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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