i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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