My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
only if we run a train.
done.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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