is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
they need to just BURY HIM!
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
