He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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