dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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