i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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