if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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