Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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