Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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