so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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