just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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