Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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