Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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