i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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